food illustrations by hong yi

(Source: redrumandwine)

I’ve got a pain in my hole
and it could be this boy I know
or it could be
some big man in a suit somewhere
could be that fifteen percent I got
sitting at his desk
counting all them royalties
trying to smooth me
could be that boy
that I buy furniture for his
sweet sweet little piece
could be all them boys
want to shit off me
Yes, I said
I said I say
one thing darling men
beautiful men
when you think
all the chicks are taken
let me say one thing
you ain’t never getting my Bosey
— Tori Amos - “Pain in My Hole” improv
Erie, Pennsylvania - September 12, 1996 (via torispokenword)

jackiedeex:

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boy do i love a good dream/tripping balls episode.

(via pleatedjeans)

awkwardteenblogger:

the brotherhood of the traveling fedora aka the men’s rights movement


Elle US, March 1999

Elle US, March 1999

(Source: salveo, via erichcanvogue)

things i have learnt recently

- stuyvies are considered posh cigarettes in europe (pat on the back for pretty much everyone i know who smokes)

- you can learn to love anything, including filter coffee

- italians are so superstitious that i don’t know how they actually get anything done

- i will forever be the drunkest/smokiest person in a group of normies (which i’m completely fine with)

- german is at once an uber logical &maddeningly illogical language 

- europe is where the heart is (but i knew that already)

i miss home but kind of never want to come back. alas, earwax ~real life~ calls!